Dear Adrian Pang,

There is a good explanation for me falling asleep(admittedly snoring slightly)the other night at your play. I wouldn't want you to think Dealer's Choice was anything short of engaging.
My friends swear that they could see your nose hair from our vantage point at the 2nd row thus concluding that you'd probably glimpsed my limp body and lolling head.
I had had a rough day battling the rain and cunning people trying to steal my cabs.
I was exhausted.
Please excuse my bad behaviour.

Sincerely,
Yasmin