lovable cacat friends light my life up

karol: in honour of coming to shenton way i wore pants, not shorts.
me: aren't those tights?
karol: it covers my legs..



bozo: let's cross at the zebra crossing.
me: here!? Nas you do realise these are the slowing down stripes for cars right? do you know wot a zebra crossing is.
bozo: i only know the ones at the night safari are painted like a zebra.




here's my personal favourite; ms tan - moulding the future of our nation.
me: wot do you do when you realise you're a cougar?

ms tan: You go with it!