i'm in love.
not just in love but in love with a woman.
not just any woman but a china woman.

*gasp

she gives the best head/neck/shoulder massage ever. and when she washes my hair, i get to sit in not just any chair but a massage chair?!! whee!! and she's ever so gentle. i wish my josh were gifted in washing hair too. josh is gifted, rather in other ways...

it's a monday night. we went to wine bar. had 1-for1 lychee martini and a beer and a little green label. i told them only idiots start the week by opening a bottle. did they listen?
obviously yours truly isn't taken seriously after a beer. after a beer and 2 lychee martinis and some green label, they practically ignored my slurring.
just to get me through my dreary day, i've poured some green label into my water bottle for class tomorrow. hur hur..
but i'm not alcoholic.
nope.
not.