when i was a little girl i had such notions that when i grew up, i'd like nothing else than to be Madonna. Maddy. like a virgin.
then into my teens there were temporary fixations to become the mrs keating(ronan) or mrs carter(nick). but mostly i aspired to be rich. wifey and rich. In other words: tai-tai.
now in my 20's i'd like nothing more than to smoke pot and fornicate.

old friend: oh hello it's been awhile how've you been?
me: well thanks.
old friend: so wot do you do now? i work in a bank.
me: i smoke pot and fornicate.