meet my al-kaeda friend. his name's karl. on most days he's busy with work, i think he's in planning or one of those divisions, but on other nights we go out for to iguana for strawberry kiwi margaritas and catch armin @ zouk. i like!
i like my friend karl. he rides a dirt bike and if i wear really high heels and/or when i'm sober enough he let's me sit on it and pretend to ride. karl's helmet's really spiffy. it's got some hidden megatron/bumble bee(some transformer dewd) embedded into it's design.
i met karl last year on valentine's day.
we went on a safari and touched lion cubs in the afternoon. then watched russell peters and did not smoke pot. it was a memorable valentine's to say the least.
karl likes mee sua. mee sua special down @ circular road coffeeshop. his favourite supper!
i like karl. cuz karl sent me his whole harddrive of grey's anatomy season 4 and private practice. for that i am forever grateful to karl. go karl!

when i was a little girl i had such notions that when i grew up, i'd like nothing else than to be Madonna. Maddy. like a virgin.
then into my teens there were temporary fixations to become the mrs keating(ronan) or mrs carter(nick). but mostly i aspired to be rich. wifey and rich. In other words: tai-tai.
now in my 20's i'd like nothing more than to smoke pot and fornicate.

old friend: oh hello it's been awhile how've you been?
me: well thanks.
old friend: so wot do you do now? i work in a bank.
me: i smoke pot and fornicate.