Bimbo's 5-Step Elopement Plan

(an inspired story)

Step 1:
Fly to Vegas!
(beg, borrow or steal;any means possible)

Step 2:
Get boozed!
(budget = beer, splurge = bubbly)

Step 3:
Stumble to the nearest chapel.
(Elvis impersonator prefable)

Step 3a:
(optional)
Rings!!
Forgot them in your hurry? No matter. Coinslot machines only require a quarter for your cute to boot wedding bands.

Step 4:
Kiss the bride.

Step 5:
Make your way up to your honeymoon suite...