Thursday, October 23, 2008

bimbo's kodak moment


Customer: " Are you doing a drink service?"

Bimbo's interpretation: "You're doing great service."

Bimbo's reply: "Why thank you sir.."

Customer: ???

No wonder he gave me such a patronizing look.


Monday, October 13, 2008

People still actually visit my old blog ?
on a random whim i went to check up on the tracker account i set up for the old blog and guess wot, it still gets regular hits!
how weird.
it's been abandoned since january and i made it quite clear on my last post, i was giving it up.
I kinda cracked up reading my old entries. Unbelieveable how much of an airhead i used to sound like. That being said, i kinda miss playing up the whole 'bimbo' role as well.
Here's picture evidence of me and cheebye's night out when he was here last month.









sira describes it as,

"You put your hand into the flames,
it stings,
you reel back.
You take months to recover,
you hurt for so long.
Now it's fine,
your hand has healed,
leaving a tiny scar as a reminder.
Still you stare at the flames once again,
contemplating.
You know for a fact that it'll hurt,
yet you inevitably falter,
you reach forward to touch it..."

This time it's different i swear.
Thanks to the kimchi i bought back yesterday, my fridge smells like someone's burped into your face everytime it's open. Smells like someone's burped AND sprayed mists of stomach juice into your face.
gross..




Thursday, September 4, 2008


Rule 1:
No smoking in the bug.
Rule 2:
No food to be consumed while riding the bug(save for gum).
Rule 3:
No peeing into empty Starbucks cup whilst sitting in the bug.




Wednesday, August 20, 2008




perfect little alley to spend an afternoon lazily strolling.
the most perfect sunflower ever. Period.
perfect mix of manly + goofy.
mcdonalds perfect little sponsor.
perfectest packed planned pulled-off picnic of all time.
pretty perfect picture, don'tcha think?
perfectly wasted.









Monday, August 11, 2008


we used to have P.E. twice a week. Tuesdays and thursdays. So i'd wear a bra twice a week.
i miss my cottony soft pink bra. Wore it to death. By the time i was done with it, it was in shreds.
Didn't do much in the support department by then either.
And contrary to Karol's notoriously flamboyant stories, i didn't pull off my bra and start waving it about in Chest hair Chan's chem class.
I think it was in Servos's english class.
Which then launched her lecture(very beneficial life lesson i must admit) on the importance of wearing a comfortable supportive, right-fitting bra. I clearly remember the part where she proclaimed that in due time even singlet-clad small boobies would start sagging.
Gravity hasn't worked it's magic here yet thankfully.

Bimbo: but but....i like only take it off after P.E. period what??

Nas: sometimes you'll take it off when it's hot.
Nas: AND put it in your projectshop MESH bag??!